Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize