at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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