i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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