I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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