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3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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