So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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