Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
