ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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