why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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