We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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