you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
