My hair reeks of homosexuality.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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