I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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