Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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