i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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