why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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