No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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