the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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