Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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