Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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