Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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