I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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