At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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