One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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