So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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