I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
she pinky promised me she was 18
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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