DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Damn victory sex feels great
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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