So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
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