Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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