Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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