I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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