If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize