My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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