That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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