Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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