Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
this is an emotional support booty call
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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