Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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