Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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