soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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