I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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