Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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