I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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