We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
love makes seman taste better
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
dude. I can hear the air.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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