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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend

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(360): View more from Washington

She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.

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(813): View more from Florida

You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.

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(720): View more from Colorado

when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.

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