When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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