party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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