Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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