my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
We had sex on a dog bed..
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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