I am in a vortex of obligation.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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