im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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