no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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