dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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